Super Bowl Joke

Touchdown JesusSome of you may have heard this one, but it’s a classic. Got it again this week on email…

Tom Brady, surefire Hall of Fame quarterback for the New England Patriots, died after living a full life. When he got to heaven, Jesus was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Tom,” said Jesus. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.”

Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every window, an Indianapolis Colts towel.

Tom looked at Jesus and said “Jesus, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.”

Jesus said “So what’s your point, Tom?”

“Well, why does Peyton Manning get a better house than me?”

Jesus chuckled, and said “Tom, that’s not Peyton’s house, it’s mine.”

Apparently, in the same vein as Notre Dame’s “Touchdown Jesus,” God’s on Peyton’s side. Go Colts!

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